IT'S the END of the FILM as we KNOW it
- July 1st, 2005
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DP, Bradenton, FL
Tonight, mass hysteria and panic swept this tiny town, leaving dozens badly bruised, one with a severe neck injury, and several people trampled as concerned citizens flocked to their cars to get the hell out of the confined theater.
War of the Worlds was over.
The theater was packed, and all two year-olds were present, willing, and whining. Sources say someone wouldn't stop farting. Another was badly injured after being mauled for applauding at the end of the movie.
I'm probably going to go see it next weekend. What did you think of it? Looks like a good movie to me but you never know:-? .
I don't like spoiling movies for other people by giving my opinion, so I can't comment on this movie much.
I forgot to mention that the general manager of this particular theater has a pension for bumming cigarettes from customers and later calling them assholes. :P