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Last Message 3 days, 23 hours ago2 guests are online.- usasma : Just lost my dog of 16 years, and a cat of 9 years last month - our prayers are with you.
- patrycja : how are you A?
- Ness : SAVE OUR BRINA!!!
- DjLizard : Gordon Le Mew: Edit system.ini, in [386ENH] add MessageBackColor =2
- Gordon Le Mew : DAF for Windows 3.1 please. I'm getting a blue screen but would prefer green or red. K, thanks, now get to work. Merry Christmas Mr. Lizard.
- Guest_503 : openclose
- Guest_566 : error 12029
- Guest_4807 : Any update on DAF with Vista support? Oddly enough it was suggested by a tech support rep at Microsoft when I had installer problems with XP!
- Bredbånd : Nices
- DjLizard : This shoutbox is not for tech support.
- Guest_1530 : On a Vista Home Premium notebook: "You need permission to perform this action" is received every time I attempt to create a new folder on the desktop or download to it. My account has administration privileges. The code is 3AD05575-8857-48 50-9277-11B85BDB 8E09. Thank You!
- BiffSteelChin : Something something, your mama, something something....oh and thanks for remembering my pcmcia card...i had almost forgotten about it
- DjLizard : Thanks Guest_4524! Fixed!
- Guest_4524 : err the may and june and april ones anyway
- Guest_4524 : mp3s of your Computer America show are down and i'm bored
- guest : Nevermind! I just found in my Favs
- guest : Hi, I forgot the names of 2 online companies you recommended for memory. Please again? Thanks!
- Guest_4171 : open close cd drive
- Tarun : @Guest 4175: «link»
- DjLizard : Kahlil Moonwalker: No, it's being worked on again. It will take me a long time since I work up to 70 hours a week.
- Guest_4520 : hi!
- Kahlil Moonwalker : This program hasn't been updated in 2 years. Could you perhaps release the source code under GPL?
- Guest_4175 : Microsoft support suggested I use the address "hppt://djlizar d.net/software/D ial-a-fix-v0.60. 0.24.zip ;" to help me download the SP3 Windows XP update but i get Page no longer exists when making this entry. Has the address changed for dial a fix?
- Guest_3618 : Im out here!
- Guest_476 : Is anyone out there?
- BiffSteelchin : <30MB is bloated? And I have used AVG on many machines since 7.0 and have yet to see any resource leeching. Updating issues and the occasional spontaneous scan for no reason, yes...but other than that it's a decent program...especi ally for free
- Guest_1694 : Thanks so much for your defacto help. I'm sure there must be some company who would buy your programs if this hasn't occured already !!! Happy holidays !
- Guest_1694 : I recently found dial a fix and your program is fantastic.
- Rossco.eu : Theres nothing wrong with .NET =P And your just jealous you aint got a Mac ( I have 3 XD )
- Tarun : 394: AVG's bloated, has had recent resource leeching issues and the recent removal of user32.dll
Mar
25
http://www.centos.org/modules/news/article.php?storyid=127
oh god make it stop
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Those are the sort of people that are running your and my country. Like we say here: we get the government we deserve to get.
If it wasn't so terribly sad I would be laughing out loud.
What a fucktard!!
It's Oklahoma, too. Makes me damn proud. (I'm from Tulsa, OK).
Hey DJ, why is your website coming up in my web browser? You've infected my computer...I demand you take it off at once or I'll...I'll call the FBI.
Oh, and to Fred...it's all George Bush's fault. George Bush hates Linux.
Brad-I mean-Spiffy: I made a program to fix the infection. You may want to download it.
It's called File-a-dicks.
I wonder how long it takes before someone asks for a download location for File-a-clicks...
@ Spiffy McJiffy: Bush hates Linus? Only Linux? Where I live most people feel that Bush hates probably almost anything and everybody. His motto is undoubtedly: If you're not for me then you're against me.
Here I am again and this website comes up when I click this button thingy...take it off! Where can i find File-a-dicks? Will it just fix this site coming up or will it install the Yahoo Toolbar too?
@ Fred: George Bush almost hates anything and everyboy...just almost though, he has an extreme fondness for oil, world domination and people with bald heads.