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	<title>Comments on: Anti-virus/security software sucks</title>
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		<title>By: DaBigCD</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-8122</link>
		<dc:creator>DaBigCD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 15:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Neither AVG nor BitDefender were able to find a crash virus on my computer, the result: It had to be taken into a computer repair shop.

BitDefender also finds LESS malicious files on your computer than Advanced SystemCare, which isn&#039;t an antivirus program and never claimed to be. It found over 5000, and BitDefender found nothing. The worst antivirus program is BitDefender. I think that the best is Eset Nod32, because it actually updates.

You see the virus writers want to stay ahead of the antivirus programs, regular updates are neccesary. Eset updates with the latest signatures, while BitDefender takes up 200% CPU, crashes your computer, and sits there as the crash virus oozes into your system. Nod32 actually has heuristic search, which means even if they don&#039;t have a specific signature for something, they may still detect it as a virus.

I hope people drop the shitty, outdated antivirus programs like AVG and BitDefender and go with a REAL ONE!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neither AVG nor BitDefender were able to find a crash virus on my computer, the result: It had to be taken into a computer repair shop.</p>
<p>BitDefender also finds LESS malicious files on your computer than Advanced SystemCare, which isn&#039;t an antivirus program and never claimed to be. It found over 5000, and BitDefender found nothing. The worst antivirus program is BitDefender. I think that the best is Eset Nod32, because it actually updates.</p>
<p>You see the virus writers want to stay ahead of the antivirus programs, regular updates are neccesary. Eset updates with the latest signatures, while BitDefender takes up 200% CPU, crashes your computer, and sits there as the crash virus oozes into your system. Nod32 actually has heuristic search, which means even if they don&#039;t have a specific signature for something, they may still detect it as a virus.</p>
<p>I hope people drop the shitty, outdated antivirus programs like AVG and BitDefender and go with a REAL ONE!</p>
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		<title>By: boldmine</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-6297</link>
		<dc:creator>boldmine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes that&#039;s right....all antivirus software maybe bad and suck...in my experience i had been install antivirus software like bitdefender, avast, avira on my pc...i know that all antivirus it&#039;s not perfect at all...but now i comfortable with  Eset Smart Security + Microsoft Security Essential...i didn&#039;t find problem on both software when installed on my pc...instead that both software so effective against virus/spyware on my pc until now...lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes that&#039;s right&#8230;.all antivirus software maybe bad and suck&#8230;in my experience i had been install antivirus software like bitdefender, avast, avira on my pc&#8230;i know that all antivirus it&#039;s not perfect at all&#8230;but now i comfortable with  Eset Smart Security + Microsoft Security Essential&#8230;i didn&#039;t find problem on both software when installed on my pc&#8230;instead that both software so effective against virus/spyware on my pc until now&#8230;lol</p>
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		<title>By: denznet</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-5570</link>
		<dc:creator>denznet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The first part of your post is funny, i like the way you make post. What is your thought about AVG, that is the antivirus im using, i think it&#039;s better that norton.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first part of your post is funny, i like the way you make post. What is your thought about AVG, that is the antivirus im using, i think it&#039;s better that norton.</p>
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		<title>By: cinara</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4688</link>
		<dc:creator>cinara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nao estou conseguindo utilizar o nero 7 ou mesmo remover. diz que preciso shellmonger. voce pode me ajudar</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nao estou conseguindo utilizar o nero 7 ou mesmo remover. diz que preciso shellmonger. voce pode me ajudar</p>
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		<title>By: Doktor Notor</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4662</link>
		<dc:creator>Doktor Notor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Update to the above post - the morons have deleted ALL my posts on their forums - most of which contained work-arounds for their stupid SEP11 bugs unsolved for about a year now. Great company indeed. May I suggest that instead of buying their &quot;corporate&quot; products everyone can as well throw the money out of the window or buy themselves some decent beer and spend the time drinking it as opposed to debugging their junk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Update to the above post &#8211; the morons have deleted ALL my posts on their forums &#8211; most of which contained work-arounds for their stupid SEP11 bugs unsolved for about a year now. Great company indeed. May I suggest that instead of buying their &#034;corporate&#034; products everyone can as well throw the money out of the window or buy themselves some decent beer and spend the time drinking it as opposed to debugging their junk.</p>
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		<title>By: Doktor Notor</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4630</link>
		<dc:creator>Doktor Notor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just thought I&#039;d share this so that other can have some fun. So - I got banned by the Symantec &quot;experts&quot; from using their forums, since they apparently dislike being told the truth about their bloatware junk.

&lt;blockquote&gt;
LakeRat wrote:

    Since you have been previously warned and had a number of prior posts removed, I have removed your posting permissions until you agree to abide by our posting guildlines. 

    When you have agreed to participate in the community within the guildlines I will re-state your posting privleges. 
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

 I guess they didn&#039;t like my answer to the above &quot;cease and desist order&quot;, nor did they appreciate customer feedback about Symantec and their Endpoint Protection 11 (which still fails in a spectacular way after receiving two major and one minor service packs):

&lt;blockquote&gt;
Yeah, you are regularly deleting posts that state the true &quot;quality&quot; of Symantec products and Symantec support, and this has nothing to do with appropriate language. Lots of my posts have been removed that were merely pointing to bugs unsolved for months and months. Well done!

 Thanks, I have no need to get my posting priviledges restored. I&#039;ll soon get the last Symantec product eradicated from our network environment, and will never ever consider buying any Symantec products in future. I&#039;m also going to strongly discourage my friends, partners and any customers of ours from buying licenses for Symantec solutions. Selling a pre-beta state bloatware stuff like SEP11 would be a dishonour for any company that values its reputation and you should refund all your customers who spent days and days troubleshooting this piece of junk with your horrible technical support. 

Feel free to forward this to any quality assurance team members and developers, so that they get back in touch with reality and their customers.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Sooo... on my next visit to their forums I have been greeted with the following warm welcome:

&lt;blockquote&gt;
We&#039;re sorry, but you have been banned from using this site.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

LMAO, great job, Symantec. What an ingenious way to treat annoyed customers who wasted money on your &quot;enterprise class&quot; product and wasted days of their time with your useless support somewhere in India after being on hold for hours. 

To conclude: &lt;a href=&quot;http://symantec-sucks.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;Symantec Sucks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;b&gt;big time!&lt;/b&gt; Do not buy anything from them!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just thought I&#039;d share this so that other can have some fun. So &#8211; I got banned by the Symantec &#034;experts&#034; from using their forums, since they apparently dislike being told the truth about their bloatware junk.</p>
<blockquote><p>
LakeRat wrote:</p>
<p>    Since you have been previously warned and had a number of prior posts removed, I have removed your posting permissions until you agree to abide by our posting guildlines. </p>
<p>    When you have agreed to participate in the community within the guildlines I will re-state your posting privleges.
</p></blockquote>
<p> I guess they didn&#039;t like my answer to the above &#034;cease and desist order&#034;, nor did they appreciate customer feedback about Symantec and their Endpoint Protection 11 (which still fails in a spectacular way after receiving two major and one minor service packs):</p>
<blockquote><p>
Yeah, you are regularly deleting posts that state the true &#034;quality&#034; of Symantec products and Symantec support, and this has nothing to do with appropriate language. Lots of my posts have been removed that were merely pointing to bugs unsolved for months and months. Well done!</p>
<p> Thanks, I have no need to get my posting priviledges restored. I&#039;ll soon get the last Symantec product eradicated from our network environment, and will never ever consider buying any Symantec products in future. I&#039;m also going to strongly discourage my friends, partners and any customers of ours from buying licenses for Symantec solutions. Selling a pre-beta state bloatware stuff like SEP11 would be a dishonour for any company that values its reputation and you should refund all your customers who spent days and days troubleshooting this piece of junk with your horrible technical support. </p>
<p>Feel free to forward this to any quality assurance team members and developers, so that they get back in touch with reality and their customers.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Sooo&#8230; on my next visit to their forums I have been greeted with the following warm welcome:</p>
<blockquote><p>
We&#039;re sorry, but you have been banned from using this site.
</p></blockquote>
<p>LMAO, great job, Symantec. What an ingenious way to treat annoyed customers who wasted money on your &#034;enterprise class&#034; product and wasted days of their time with your useless support somewhere in India after being on hold for hours. </p>
<p>To conclude: <a href="http://symantec-sucks.blogspot.com/" class="extlink">Symantec Sucks</a>, <b>big time!</b> Do not buy anything from them!</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4594</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can do it too JD! Grin!

Mike</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can do it too JD! Grin!</p>
<p>Mike</p>
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		<title>By: Dr JD Azil</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4587</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr JD Azil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, Mike, that&#039;s what you call a verbal beat down.  

Thanks for all your helpful insight Jason.  I&#039;ll file that between moonbat and moron.

Your defending of Symantec is like putting lipstick on a pig. 

Thanks, please drive through and take your Norton 360 with you dumbass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, Mike, that&#039;s what you call a verbal beat down.  </p>
<p>Thanks for all your helpful insight Jason.  I&#039;ll file that between moonbat and moron.</p>
<p>Your defending of Symantec is like putting lipstick on a pig. </p>
<p>Thanks, please drive through and take your Norton 360 with you dumbass.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4586</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Michael, good luck on your new career!

You will be missed!

All the best!

Mike</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael, good luck on your new career!</p>
<p>You will be missed!</p>
<p>All the best!</p>
<p>Mike</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4577</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And Jason

This quote from you proves it!

You refering to Norton:
&quot;this just means that your computer is clean and you have nothing to worry about&quot;

Geeze!

Mike</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Jason</p>
<p>This quote from you proves it!</p>
<p>You refering to Norton:<br />
&#034;this just means that your computer is clean and you have nothing to worry about&#034;</p>
<p>Geeze!</p>
<p>Mike</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4576</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jason you are clueless and so far off, perhaps you are unconscious.

If not, you are so full of shit it is coming out your ears.

Mike</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jason you are clueless and so far off, perhaps you are unconscious.</p>
<p>If not, you are so full of shit it is coming out your ears.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
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		<title>By: DjLizard</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4572</link>
		<dc:creator>DjLizard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh, that&#039;s rich.  I only know enough to be &lt;em&gt;dangerous&lt;/em&gt;.  Just so you know, none of these screenshots are from my own computer - they are screenshots from customer computers.  I know &lt;em&gt;why&lt;/em&gt; all of them happened, I&#039;m just pointing them out for various reasons.  I don&#039;t see why you would jump to such a conclusion and begin explaining everything like you did.  Maybe you haven&#039;t read anything else on my site or wiki and have already passed judgement on me, and if that&#039;s the case, I don&#039;t care.  I also notice you failed to read some (or most) of the captions.

1) I was pointing out the typo &quot;mallware signeture&quot;.  That&#039;s &lt;em&gt;it&lt;/em&gt;.  I know what the fuck the dialog is for.

2) ActiveX should not be used in a fucking uninstaller program.  I repeat - ActiveX is not necessary in order to uninstall an antivirus program, and furthermore, it is incredibly scary that an antivirus engine would utilize one of the most commonly attacked (and easily broken) application platforms in Windows history.  Don&#039;t you get it?  What happens if IE breaks or gets infected... McAfee stops working because it uses IE and ActiveX as an engine?  Jesus Christ.

3) I was trying to install the customer&#039;s purchased McAfee antispyware at their request, much to my dismay.  You&#039;ll notice that it doesn&#039;t actually tell you that it&#039;s scared of teatimer. I can understand that, because teatimer is a piece of shit (and I force it disabled during installation), but saying that having Spybot installed at all on your system (using it only passively) isn&#039;t going to harm anything.  You seem to be the one that&#039;s dangerous: not having any antivirus will catch a whole lot less than having one (that you claim catches nothing).  Somewhere, sometimes, antivirus programs actually work - they&#039;re not fucking useless.  Also, this isn&#039;t even an antivirus, it&#039;s antispyware.  Yes, firewalls are garbage.  Pay attention.

4) File sharing is not exactly what I was pointing out in the dialog (hint: it&#039;s the big blue highlighted line).  Secure sites have been blocked.  Why have secure sites been blocked?  ICMP is basically just ping; who gives a fuck about that.  Back to file sharing... it says it&#039;s blocked, but it&#039;s really not.  You can access file shares with this thing installed by using the UNC IP address -- it only seems to properly block NetBIOS name &lt;em&gt;resolution&lt;/em&gt;.  A lot of customers would like to share files between their computers.  It&#039;s a common service call - please setup my computers to share files with each other.  There&#039;s nothing dangerous about that at all, unless you open it up to the internet.  Internet-wide file sharing is difficult to setup (because XP puts up a lot of roadblocks for obvious security reasons), so it&#039;s not like you can easily accidentally expose yourself.  There is no good reason I shouldn&#039;t be able to see computers on my local network.  Like I said, that particular rule doesn&#039;t even properly block file-sharing... just NetBIOS name resolution.

5) You can&#039;t run LiveUpdate because it&#039;s &quot;already running&quot;, doing jack shit in the background (or breaking - see #7 below).  The point is that you can&#039;t bring said background instance to the foreground to look at it or check its status or anything; it&#039;s a total bullshit lazy error message.  This is a common problem across all versions of their engines and it doesn&#039;t matter when you installed it or how often you scan with it or update it.  It does this frequently and it&#039;s retarded.

6) The point of the outbreak screenshot was the date.  The data about outbreaks is fucking old.  You don&#039;t think it&#039;s odd that there hasn&#039;t been a &lt;em&gt;single&lt;/em&gt; virus outbreak from February 2006 through August 2007?  Well, Norton thinks there hasn&#039;t because &lt;strong&gt;it&#039;s not updating the data&lt;/strong&gt; (oh, and before you bitch and moan again, yes, the definitions were up to date at the time of the screenshot).

7) Yeah, I can&#039;t let go of the stupid error messages instead of bringing up a window telling you about the status of updates.  This would be like if you double clicked a Word document that&#039;s already open, it gives you a warning telling you it&#039;s already open but can&#039;t do anything to help you, instead of just bringing forward the document that is already open.  Oh, yes, that last part &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; what actually happens in Word - I was being sarcastic.  I almost forgot that your reading comprehension is so low.  Why are you defending lazy programming and bullshit error dialogs?

8) If a user chooses to manually download and install Windows updates at a time convenient to them, they should not be told that this option has to be &quot;fixed&quot; back to automatically installing and bugging you to reboot your computer every 10 minutes (until wuaclt inevitably does it for you).  Choosing this option does not mean your computer is broken, needing to be &quot;fixed&quot;.  This is a case of Norton taking an annoying Windows feature (the nagging inevitably-auto-rebooting dialog) and amplifying it by pissing a fit that you might actually want control over your own PC.

9) You assume I ran Norton&#039;s updater every 5 minutes exactly (minus a second here and there from clock skew) often enough to create 2,318 entries while dismissing constant helpful &quot;already running&quot; dialogs?  I didn&#039;t mention this in the caption above (which you wouldn&#039;t have read anyway) but I cleared the log before this event - all 2,318 events are this pair of messages, over and over.  These occurred while I was working elsewhere on the computer, and/or other client computers at the same time.  This must be that helpful automatic update service you were talking about, since users don&#039;t ever update the product themselves.  Well, it turns out, if it&#039;s unsuccessful at it, it just keeps trying (and failing) the same exact way every 5 minutes.  Since you can&#039;t bring the window to the foreground (that &lt;em&gt;other&lt;/em&gt; screenshot you took issue with) and since it doesn&#039;t even tell you it failed when it fails, you end up with a computer whose antivirus is never updated, but constantly nags you to update it, but you can&#039;t, since it&#039;s already running in the background, failing, constantly.  &lt;strong&gt;Get it yet?&lt;/strong&gt;

10) I thought I explained this in enough detail, but I guess not.  Norton was holding a file lock that I... fuck it, you don&#039;t really know anything about Windows internals anyway.  The point is, I deleted the file from fucking &lt;em&gt;Explorer&lt;/em&gt; of all places (meaning it was not running in the background) after I force-closed Norton&#039;s file lock.  Norton was &lt;strong&gt;the&lt;/strong&gt; reason it couldn&#039;t be deleted.  Unlike other antivirus programs, it didn&#039;t even offer to schedule a deletion upon reboot, or anything.  I can&#039;t understand how you missed the point on this one, too.  Well, after all of this, I guess I can.

11) I understand that you can&#039;t see this person&#039;s computer, so I will let you know that it was the only Symantec product installed at the time.  I was trying to uninstall it because it was causing nothing but problems (as usual).  The point of the screenshot was that it helpfully tells you to uninstall it first, which is actually what I was attempting to do in the first place.  Norton products are notorious for not installing, uninstalling, or upgrading properly.  That&#039;s why there&#039;s a Norton removal tool (which sometimes crashes or says it&#039;s expired the day it&#039;s released, and still fails to remove 100% of the garbage (e.g., &quot;Symantec Core LC&quot;).

12) Spywareblaster is not at all useless, and it even protects Firefox.  It does a portion of what Spybot&#039;s Immunize function does, and has a different list, so together, they block quite a lot of crap.  I don&#039;t know what your point was here either - I was describing Trend Micro&#039;s whitelist DAT file bug, which I have witnessed first-hand.  Instead of fixing their problem, they just force you to uninstall Spywareblaster.

Is there anything else you forgot to misrepresent?  I&#039;m all ears!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh, that&#039;s rich.  I only know enough to be <em>dangerous</em>.  Just so you know, none of these screenshots are from my own computer &#8211; they are screenshots from customer computers.  I know <em>why</em> all of them happened, I&#039;m just pointing them out for various reasons.  I don&#039;t see why you would jump to such a conclusion and begin explaining everything like you did.  Maybe you haven&#039;t read anything else on my site or wiki and have already passed judgement on me, and if that&#039;s the case, I don&#039;t care.  I also notice you failed to read some (or most) of the captions.</p>
<p>1) I was pointing out the typo &#034;mallware signeture&#034;.  That&#039;s <em>it</em>.  I know what the fuck the dialog is for.</p>
<p>2) ActiveX should not be used in a fucking uninstaller program.  I repeat &#8211; ActiveX is not necessary in order to uninstall an antivirus program, and furthermore, it is incredibly scary that an antivirus engine would utilize one of the most commonly attacked (and easily broken) application platforms in Windows history.  Don&#039;t you get it?  What happens if IE breaks or gets infected&#8230; McAfee stops working because it uses IE and ActiveX as an engine?  Jesus Christ.</p>
<p>3) I was trying to install the customer&#039;s purchased McAfee antispyware at their request, much to my dismay.  You&#039;ll notice that it doesn&#039;t actually tell you that it&#039;s scared of teatimer. I can understand that, because teatimer is a piece of shit (and I force it disabled during installation), but saying that having Spybot installed at all on your system (using it only passively) isn&#039;t going to harm anything.  You seem to be the one that&#039;s dangerous: not having any antivirus will catch a whole lot less than having one (that you claim catches nothing).  Somewhere, sometimes, antivirus programs actually work &#8211; they&#039;re not fucking useless.  Also, this isn&#039;t even an antivirus, it&#039;s antispyware.  Yes, firewalls are garbage.  Pay attention.</p>
<p>4) File sharing is not exactly what I was pointing out in the dialog (hint: it&#039;s the big blue highlighted line).  Secure sites have been blocked.  Why have secure sites been blocked?  ICMP is basically just ping; who gives a fuck about that.  Back to file sharing&#8230; it says it&#039;s blocked, but it&#039;s really not.  You can access file shares with this thing installed by using the UNC IP address &#8212; it only seems to properly block NetBIOS name <em>resolution</em>.  A lot of customers would like to share files between their computers.  It&#039;s a common service call &#8211; please setup my computers to share files with each other.  There&#039;s nothing dangerous about that at all, unless you open it up to the internet.  Internet-wide file sharing is difficult to setup (because XP puts up a lot of roadblocks for obvious security reasons), so it&#039;s not like you can easily accidentally expose yourself.  There is no good reason I shouldn&#039;t be able to see computers on my local network.  Like I said, that particular rule doesn&#039;t even properly block file-sharing&#8230; just NetBIOS name resolution.</p>
<p>5) You can&#039;t run LiveUpdate because it&#039;s &#034;already running&#034;, doing jack shit in the background (or breaking &#8211; see #7 below).  The point is that you can&#039;t bring said background instance to the foreground to look at it or check its status or anything; it&#039;s a total bullshit lazy error message.  This is a common problem across all versions of their engines and it doesn&#039;t matter when you installed it or how often you scan with it or update it.  It does this frequently and it&#039;s retarded.</p>
<p>6) The point of the outbreak screenshot was the date.  The data about outbreaks is fucking old.  You don&#039;t think it&#039;s odd that there hasn&#039;t been a <em>single</em> virus outbreak from February 2006 through August 2007?  Well, Norton thinks there hasn&#039;t because <strong>it&#039;s not updating the data</strong> (oh, and before you bitch and moan again, yes, the definitions were up to date at the time of the screenshot).</p>
<p>7) Yeah, I can&#039;t let go of the stupid error messages instead of bringing up a window telling you about the status of updates.  This would be like if you double clicked a Word document that&#039;s already open, it gives you a warning telling you it&#039;s already open but can&#039;t do anything to help you, instead of just bringing forward the document that is already open.  Oh, yes, that last part <em>is</em> what actually happens in Word &#8211; I was being sarcastic.  I almost forgot that your reading comprehension is so low.  Why are you defending lazy programming and bullshit error dialogs?</p>
<p>8) If a user chooses to manually download and install Windows updates at a time convenient to them, they should not be told that this option has to be &#034;fixed&#034; back to automatically installing and bugging you to reboot your computer every 10 minutes (until wuaclt inevitably does it for you).  Choosing this option does not mean your computer is broken, needing to be &#034;fixed&#034;.  This is a case of Norton taking an annoying Windows feature (the nagging inevitably-auto-rebooting dialog) and amplifying it by pissing a fit that you might actually want control over your own PC.</p>
<p>9) You assume I ran Norton&#039;s updater every 5 minutes exactly (minus a second here and there from clock skew) often enough to create 2,318 entries while dismissing constant helpful &#034;already running&#034; dialogs?  I didn&#039;t mention this in the caption above (which you wouldn&#039;t have read anyway) but I cleared the log before this event &#8211; all 2,318 events are this pair of messages, over and over.  These occurred while I was working elsewhere on the computer, and/or other client computers at the same time.  This must be that helpful automatic update service you were talking about, since users don&#039;t ever update the product themselves.  Well, it turns out, if it&#039;s unsuccessful at it, it just keeps trying (and failing) the same exact way every 5 minutes.  Since you can&#039;t bring the window to the foreground (that <em>other</em> screenshot you took issue with) and since it doesn&#039;t even tell you it failed when it fails, you end up with a computer whose antivirus is never updated, but constantly nags you to update it, but you can&#039;t, since it&#039;s already running in the background, failing, constantly.  <strong>Get it yet?</strong></p>
<p>10) I thought I explained this in enough detail, but I guess not.  Norton was holding a file lock that I&#8230; fuck it, you don&#039;t really know anything about Windows internals anyway.  The point is, I deleted the file from fucking <em>Explorer</em> of all places (meaning it was not running in the background) after I force-closed Norton&#039;s file lock.  Norton was <strong>the</strong> reason it couldn&#039;t be deleted.  Unlike other antivirus programs, it didn&#039;t even offer to schedule a deletion upon reboot, or anything.  I can&#039;t understand how you missed the point on this one, too.  Well, after all of this, I guess I can.</p>
<p>11) I understand that you can&#039;t see this person&#039;s computer, so I will let you know that it was the only Symantec product installed at the time.  I was trying to uninstall it because it was causing nothing but problems (as usual).  The point of the screenshot was that it helpfully tells you to uninstall it first, which is actually what I was attempting to do in the first place.  Norton products are notorious for not installing, uninstalling, or upgrading properly.  That&#039;s why there&#039;s a Norton removal tool (which sometimes crashes or says it&#039;s expired the day it&#039;s released, and still fails to remove 100% of the garbage (e.g., &#034;Symantec Core LC&#034;).</p>
<p>12) Spywareblaster is not at all useless, and it even protects Firefox.  It does a portion of what Spybot&#039;s Immunize function does, and has a different list, so together, they block quite a lot of crap.  I don&#039;t know what your point was here either &#8211; I was describing Trend Micro&#039;s whitelist DAT file bug, which I have witnessed first-hand.  Instead of fixing their problem, they just force you to uninstall Spywareblaster.</p>
<p>Is there anything else you forgot to misrepresent?  I&#039;m all ears!</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4553</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 20:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow I can’t believe how many people believe you know what you are actually talking about.  It is obvious that you are not a technician and are someone that knows just enough to be dangerous.  I will pick this entire post apart from the beginning.

First the Microsoft unable to download the Malware Signature the reason behind this is that windows itself is corrupted or there is malware blocking the install.  You see that is what malware and virus do is attack what is made to eradicate it.  Chances are that if you cleaned the machine or had a fresh install of windows you would not get this error.

The active x issue is simple enable active x there are safe programs and web pages that require it turn it one and bye bye error message.

Mcafee’s antispyware issue needing Spybot uninstalled to install properly.  First thing this is not the only program that has trouble with Spybot when you try to install something.  Most of the time the programs have trouble with the Spybot Tea Timer, which can cause problems when you are trying to install any program.  Secondly why are you trying to install an antivirus antispyware program most of them are worthless and catch nothing.  On top of which when buying any antivirus buy just the antivirus, the internet security programs a worthless and provide no extra protection.  But you say they come with a firewall I need it…No you don’t a firewall does not stop viruses or spyware from infecting your computer, it is meant to block human beings from getting into your system, to prevent this don’t enable sharing and in this wireless age you have to have a wireless router to access anything wirelessly and the router is a much more secure ‘firewall’ than any software could hope to be.

Now onto the Norton, first I will agree that Norton is a memory hog; however your screen shot only shows the possibility of two things.  First if this was a fresh install Norton automatically gets the updates for you, this is nothing new it has offered this option forever, it just doesn’t offer you the chance to skip it now.   On the initial install for the past several years now you have not been able to view the live update on the initial install, also they have changed the live update where you no longer see what updates if any are there, they have found that most consumers paid no attention to this anyway.  The second possibility is that if this is not a fresh install then you are not very smart for not running a full system scan, an antivirus can’t protect you if you do not run it.  

The Norton outbreak tool , wow you took a screen shot of both and they have the same thing in each box under protected and unprotected.  Oh my god Norton must really suck, or if you had half a brain you would realize this just means that your computer is clean and you have nothing to worry about.

Oh right once more with the live update since you can not let this go.  Yes live update will run itself…amazing a program that updates itself because the people at Symantec are smart enough to realize that most of their customer base will not go get there updates on their own, this is the same reason people are still running windows 98/ME 2000 and XP service pack 1.  If the program is updating itself in the background of course it will not let you open another instance of it there is no need to.  Also Norton has provided taskbar icons which actually indicate that Norton is getting updates, how it indicates this even a monkey could see and since they change the animation from year to year I am not going to explain what each of them look like however the newest in 2008 is a little circle running over the bigger Norton circle icon.

As far as the firewall issue I covered that already as far as the ICMP and the file sharing being blocked, is simple the file sharing is how your computer get viruses in the first place the ICMP is something that the average user will never use so it doesn’t slow them down who cares.  As far as the secure sites outbound this is protecting your credit card and other private information, I mean if you want you banking info out there for anyone to steal then go ahead and de activate it.  Now if the inbound was blocked then you would have trouble view and working with the secure websites.

The automatic updates that Norton is complaining about are the critical ones you know the ones that plug know security holes in windows, which should be on because like I have stated already most people will not go get them themselves.  Oh my windows is trying to protect me I need to shut this down immediately.  As far as the event view since you didn’t actually open one up I have no idea what the actual error was but from what you have posted earlier I will feel safe in assuming that it is because you were trying to open multiple copies of the live update.

Your virus alert box is simple, Norton had nothing to do with you not being able to delete the Trojan.  First off lets look at the file path it is in the system32 files which means the dll itself is probably running in the background.  Since it is a running file of course Norton like any antivirus software will not remove it and you can’t go delete it either.  You would have to stop whatever is causing the dll from running before it could be deleted.  There is also the possibility that the Trojan is not a virus but spyware that also would explain again why Norton or any other ‘AntiVirus’ would not be able to remove it , most will find them but then you have to remove them.

The error during setup and Norton must be reinstalled.  Well since I can not see your computer I am guessing you possible had a previous version installed and did not uninstall it before installing the new version.  It will not install correctly if you had a previous year on their installed, or any other antivirus program installed  for that matter.  Multiple antivirus programs are bad they will protect you from nothing then because they will be too busy fighting each other.

As far as the trend micro wanting spyware blaster wanting it removed who cares.  Spyware blaster serves no real protective value anyway.  Run Firefox and the program was useless years ago.  To protect yourself under IE here is an outrageous idea stay off of bad sites .  Spyware blaster was meant to keep you off known bad sites .  Now we use to use it on customer machines because we couldn’t hold their hand after we cleaned their computer up and it worked.  You claiming to know what your talking about should now what sites spyware blaster blocks and should be able to not go there on your own.  But then I guess its just to tempting to surf the net right into those deceased sites and infect your computer huh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow I can’t believe how many people believe you know what you are actually talking about.  It is obvious that you are not a technician and are someone that knows just enough to be dangerous.  I will pick this entire post apart from the beginning.</p>
<p>First the Microsoft unable to download the Malware Signature the reason behind this is that windows itself is corrupted or there is malware blocking the install.  You see that is what malware and virus do is attack what is made to eradicate it.  Chances are that if you cleaned the machine or had a fresh install of windows you would not get this error.</p>
<p>The active x issue is simple enable active x there are safe programs and web pages that require it turn it one and bye bye error message.</p>
<p>Mcafee’s antispyware issue needing Spybot uninstalled to install properly.  First thing this is not the only program that has trouble with Spybot when you try to install something.  Most of the time the programs have trouble with the Spybot Tea Timer, which can cause problems when you are trying to install any program.  Secondly why are you trying to install an antivirus antispyware program most of them are worthless and catch nothing.  On top of which when buying any antivirus buy just the antivirus, the internet security programs a worthless and provide no extra protection.  But you say they come with a firewall I need it…No you don’t a firewall does not stop viruses or spyware from infecting your computer, it is meant to block human beings from getting into your system, to prevent this don’t enable sharing and in this wireless age you have to have a wireless router to access anything wirelessly and the router is a much more secure ‘firewall’ than any software could hope to be.</p>
<p>Now onto the Norton, first I will agree that Norton is a memory hog; however your screen shot only shows the possibility of two things.  First if this was a fresh install Norton automatically gets the updates for you, this is nothing new it has offered this option forever, it just doesn’t offer you the chance to skip it now.   On the initial install for the past several years now you have not been able to view the live update on the initial install, also they have changed the live update where you no longer see what updates if any are there, they have found that most consumers paid no attention to this anyway.  The second possibility is that if this is not a fresh install then you are not very smart for not running a full system scan, an antivirus can’t protect you if you do not run it.  </p>
<p>The Norton outbreak tool , wow you took a screen shot of both and they have the same thing in each box under protected and unprotected.  Oh my god Norton must really suck, or if you had half a brain you would realize this just means that your computer is clean and you have nothing to worry about.</p>
<p>Oh right once more with the live update since you can not let this go.  Yes live update will run itself…amazing a program that updates itself because the people at Symantec are smart enough to realize that most of their customer base will not go get there updates on their own, this is the same reason people are still running windows 98/ME 2000 and XP service pack 1.  If the program is updating itself in the background of course it will not let you open another instance of it there is no need to.  Also Norton has provided taskbar icons which actually indicate that Norton is getting updates, how it indicates this even a monkey could see and since they change the animation from year to year I am not going to explain what each of them look like however the newest in 2008 is a little circle running over the bigger Norton circle icon.</p>
<p>As far as the firewall issue I covered that already as far as the ICMP and the file sharing being blocked, is simple the file sharing is how your computer get viruses in the first place the ICMP is something that the average user will never use so it doesn’t slow them down who cares.  As far as the secure sites outbound this is protecting your credit card and other private information, I mean if you want you banking info out there for anyone to steal then go ahead and de activate it.  Now if the inbound was blocked then you would have trouble view and working with the secure websites.</p>
<p>The automatic updates that Norton is complaining about are the critical ones you know the ones that plug know security holes in windows, which should be on because like I have stated already most people will not go get them themselves.  Oh my windows is trying to protect me I need to shut this down immediately.  As far as the event view since you didn’t actually open one up I have no idea what the actual error was but from what you have posted earlier I will feel safe in assuming that it is because you were trying to open multiple copies of the live update.</p>
<p>Your virus alert box is simple, Norton had nothing to do with you not being able to delete the Trojan.  First off lets look at the file path it is in the system32 files which means the dll itself is probably running in the background.  Since it is a running file of course Norton like any antivirus software will not remove it and you can’t go delete it either.  You would have to stop whatever is causing the dll from running before it could be deleted.  There is also the possibility that the Trojan is not a virus but spyware that also would explain again why Norton or any other ‘AntiVirus’ would not be able to remove it , most will find them but then you have to remove them.</p>
<p>The error during setup and Norton must be reinstalled.  Well since I can not see your computer I am guessing you possible had a previous version installed and did not uninstall it before installing the new version.  It will not install correctly if you had a previous year on their installed, or any other antivirus program installed  for that matter.  Multiple antivirus programs are bad they will protect you from nothing then because they will be too busy fighting each other.</p>
<p>As far as the trend micro wanting spyware blaster wanting it removed who cares.  Spyware blaster serves no real protective value anyway.  Run Firefox and the program was useless years ago.  To protect yourself under IE here is an outrageous idea stay off of bad sites .  Spyware blaster was meant to keep you off known bad sites .  Now we use to use it on customer machines because we couldn’t hold their hand after we cleaned their computer up and it worked.  You claiming to know what your talking about should now what sites spyware blaster blocks and should be able to not go there on your own.  But then I guess its just to tempting to surf the net right into those deceased sites and infect your computer huh.</p>
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		<title>By: shoishk</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4530</link>
		<dc:creator>shoishk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 00:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been fixing computers for 11 years.  I havn&#039;t touched norton products since 2003.  Their last half ok version.  Pc-Cillin also has a far share of troubles.  Not as much as Norton or McAfee.  Avast and Kaspersky are the only ones I touch these days.  They are not 100%.  AVG, although it tends to catch a few more viruses then Avast.  It&#039;s so full of fucking bugs it&#039;s not funny.  I can&#039;t count the number of times I&#039;ve had to uninstall it and load avast in the last 2 years.  VET is also down there with norton.  Bottom line, There is no good antivirus.  There is the free Avast and the more complete Kaspersky, but are simply the least bad out of the lot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;ve been fixing computers for 11 years.  I havn&#039;t touched norton products since 2003.  Their last half ok version.  Pc-Cillin also has a far share of troubles.  Not as much as Norton or McAfee.  Avast and Kaspersky are the only ones I touch these days.  They are not 100%.  AVG, although it tends to catch a few more viruses then Avast.  It&#039;s so full of fucking bugs it&#039;s not funny.  I can&#039;t count the number of times I&#039;ve had to uninstall it and load avast in the last 2 years.  VET is also down there with norton.  Bottom line, There is no good antivirus.  There is the free Avast and the more complete Kaspersky, but are simply the least bad out of the lot.</p>
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		<title>By: denbrice</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4436</link>
		<dc:creator>denbrice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I use Avira these days. It seems to work quite well, doesn&#039;t nag but for a banner when updating.

It&#039;s free and German. Also, it always comes out quite to very good in comparatives.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I use Avira these days. It seems to work quite well, doesn&#039;t nag but for a banner when updating.</p>
<p>It&#039;s free and German. Also, it always comes out quite to very good in comparatives.</p>
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		<title>By: DjLizard</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4315</link>
		<dc:creator>DjLizard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Note: Symantec&#039;s corporate antivirus was originally made by Intel (a part of &quot;LANdesk&quot;) and it is almost exactly the same today as it was when Intel first created it - that&#039;s why it isn&#039;t totally horrible.  The detection rate feels about the same as Norton Antivirus, and it catches a lot less spyware pieces than anything else out there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Note: Symantec&#039;s corporate antivirus was originally made by Intel (a part of &#034;LANdesk&#034;) and it is almost exactly the same today as it was when Intel first created it &#8211; that&#039;s why it isn&#039;t totally horrible.  The detection rate feels about the same as Norton Antivirus, and it catches a lot less spyware pieces than anything else out there.</p>
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		<title>By: bonomel</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4293</link>
		<dc:creator>bonomel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Norton and McAfee are the worst antivirus programs I ever had. Those dumps seemed so familiar it made me laugh! Anyway, get Eset NOD32 for antivirus or Eset SmartSecurity for firewall, antivirus, worm protection etc. Been using it for a year, never a problem. AND it uses like 20% of the resources Norton and McAfee do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Norton and McAfee are the worst antivirus programs I ever had. Those dumps seemed so familiar it made me laugh! Anyway, get Eset NOD32 for antivirus or Eset SmartSecurity for firewall, antivirus, worm protection etc. Been using it for a year, never a problem. AND it uses like 20% of the resources Norton and McAfee do.</p>
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		<title>By: Peteb</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4292</link>
		<dc:creator>Peteb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I to date have un-installed 1000&#039;s of norton/mcafee infected machines there products just aren&#039;t up to the job and in a many cases cripple the machine or mess up the networking protocols. I have install AVG/Antivir Free on residential machines for free. AVG free edition is good for normal users and seems to remove most virus&#039;s fairly sensibly I find that you need to turn the daily schedule of a scan of as it hits performance just as you start the machine - turn that of during installation of after in the scheduler. 
Antivir has a massive detection library and updates seem to come all day and all night and all weekend! Antivir is also more efficient on CPU/Memory than AVG in my experience. Antivir is truely bruttal at removing virus&#039;s so I would recommend it for gamers, the vulnerable and younger people (under 18&#039;s). I cant offer much advise on other programs other than I have tried Bit-Defender in business scenarios and it seems to perform fine, other people also seem to rate Sophos for business. Symantec must be owned by Apple or Sun as its only helping people to drive people away from windows to Linux and Apple.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I to date have un-installed 1000&#039;s of norton/mcafee infected machines there products just aren&#039;t up to the job and in a many cases cripple the machine or mess up the networking protocols. I have install AVG/Antivir Free on residential machines for free. AVG free edition is good for normal users and seems to remove most virus&#039;s fairly sensibly I find that you need to turn the daily schedule of a scan of as it hits performance just as you start the machine &#8211; turn that of during installation of after in the scheduler.<br />
Antivir has a massive detection library and updates seem to come all day and all night and all weekend! Antivir is also more efficient on CPU/Memory than AVG in my experience. Antivir is truely bruttal at removing virus&#039;s so I would recommend it for gamers, the vulnerable and younger people (under 18&#039;s). I cant offer much advise on other programs other than I have tried Bit-Defender in business scenarios and it seems to perform fine, other people also seem to rate Sophos for business. Symantec must be owned by Apple or Sun as its only helping people to drive people away from windows to Linux and Apple.</p>
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		<title>By: c</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4283</link>
		<dc:creator>c</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What are you doing that you get attacked so frequently?  And yes, Norton products are crapware, but the corporate Symantec products (usually) are not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you doing that you get attacked so frequently?  And yes, Norton products are crapware, but the corporate Symantec products (usually) are not.</p>
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		<title>By: g00db0y</title>
		<link>http://DjLizard.net/2007/12/23/278/comment-page-1/#comment-4279</link>
		<dc:creator>g00db0y</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very impressive and interesting topic. At least it&#039;s really broaden my knowledge and I&#039;ll update it asap. A bit of advice, DO NOT use norton as those software can not be trusted. I still got a lot....I mean a lot virus attact during my browsing through the internet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very impressive and interesting topic. At least it&#039;s really broaden my knowledge and I&#039;ll update it asap. A bit of advice, DO NOT use norton as those software can not be trusted. I still got a lot&#8230;.I mean a lot virus attact during my browsing through the internet.</p>
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