Aw dawg, this is just my whateva-whateva site.

ying yang twins – freak (DjLizard remix)

No Doubt – Hey Baby (DjLizard remix)

Mark Morrison – Return of the Mack (DjLizard remix)

Notorious B.I.G. – Come On (DjLizard remix)

Warren G – Regulate (DjLizard remix)

B.o.b – Airplanes (DjLizard remix)

Owl City – fireflies (DjLizard remix)

General Larry Platt – Pants on the Ground (DjLizard remix)

I uploaded a bunch of remix/mash-up stuff to last.fm and called it an album.

http://www.last.fm/music/Djlizard/Maiyshed

Welcome to part 1 of 1 of Self-entitlement for dummies: hunting and escaping.

When I left you last I was blathering on about my history and crap. Now I'll tell you what happened that SNAPPED me right back into reality.

Tits McGee entered the shop at 4:00 and was all like "here's the laptop and keyboard for the keyboard replacement" and one of our receptionists was all like "oh hey Mike there's a keyboard replacement" and I was all like "not to mention the keyboard replacement"

But seriously…

(Remember, naughty language ahead. This time I fucking mean it.)
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