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July 21st, 2005: Microsoft patents emoticons.

DP, Bradenton, FL

Tonight, mass hysteria and panic swept this tiny town, leaving dozens badly bruised, one with a severe neck injury, and several people trampled as concerned citizens flocked to their cars to get the hell out of the confined theater.

War of the Worlds was over.

The theater was packed, and all two year-olds were present, willing, and whining. Sources say someone wouldn't stop farting. Another was badly injured after being mauled for applauding at the end of the movie.

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/nikki/ and mspaint art.
Very impressive.

Linux hippies can continue throwing around flowers and dancing all they want.

I like this guy's attitude ;)

Good freaking god man, this is brilliance!
Lego mecha, weaponry/ordinance… brilliant!

Nick, this post's for you. GET CRACKIN'. See, people are very creative. Now you've gotta do something creative!